Archive - The Fireproof Hotel

May 2025

May 30 •

I Don't Want to See You in Heaven

You're goddamn right I'm on the new Callous Daoboys record

May 16 •

A paper trail and a song for the ride or dies

May 7 •

April 2025

The Scent of A.I. Oranges

It glued my fingers together like sap.

Apr 25 •

No More Season 4

Stop it with this crap.

Apr 18 •

Another one from the archives for the ride or dies

Apr 11 •

March 2025

You can almost picture it.

Mar 28 •

Do You Want to Get High?

Keep your phone in your pocket

Mar 21 •

It’s hard to watch a young boy or girl cry over a stuffed animal.

Mar 12 •

February 2025

How Much for Your Eyes and Ears?

Most people have moved past the Super Bowl by now, but I’m still preoccupied with it.

Feb 28 •

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